Download and Read books online PDF, TXT, ePub, PDB, RTF, FB2 & Audio Books files for your device. So, you can read the books in any times.

[2.84 MiB] Your Movie Sucks books by Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert's I Hated Hated Hated This Movie, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a best-seller. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.

From Roger's review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): "The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.'

Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'

Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
Your Movie Sucks
Title:Your Movie Sucks
Format Type:eBook PDF / e-Pub
Author:
Date release:
Size:2.84 MiB
Category:Film, Books, Arts & Entertainment, Performing Arts
Comments
  • Of Blood and Bone
  • A Game of Thrones
  • The Companions
  • The Hobbit (Enhanced Edition) (Enhanced Edition)
  • The Color of Magic
  • A Court of Mist and Fury
  • That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Vol. 5 (light novel)
  • Kindred
  • The Traitor Queen
  • Forever
  • Hard Time
  • Words of Radiance
  • Leviathan Wakes
  • The Silmarillion
  • A Court of Thorns and Roses
  • Ender's Game
  • Persepolis Rising
  • The Echo Wife
  • Parable of the Sower
  • The Three-Body Problem
  • Mark of Fate
  • Solo Leveling, Vol. 1 (light novel)
  • Mexican Gothic
  • The Ministry for the Future